On this very painful episode of the Animal Thunderdome, a man in Jamaica gets his package chewed off by a dog through the bars of his neighbors metal gate as he leaned over to chat with a woman.
If that's not horrifying enough for you, in our second story, a former English soccer player says a rat ate his foot, and chewed his big toe to the bone as he slept, as the man who has type 1 Diabetes, has little feeling in his foot.
Listen to the full audio below as Clay can't think of a worse way to be mauled by an animal.
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